Thursday, February 5, 2015

Daniel’s ManCave

 Ex Boyfriend Chronicles
   (Where did I leave my iPod?)

1 Door leading to one room
1 room, 4 walls
2 posters – Kim and JLo of course
9 scattered notebooks and textbooks on the floor
3 pictures on top of one dresser – one of his mother, one of his as a baby and his high     school graduation picture. I chose that tie, I bought that tie 
1 wallet containing his lucky dollar, two fake ids and one picture of his grandma
1 piggy bank, Mr. Greene
1 dresser containing 3 Drawers – two of the drawers actually contained clothes while the      other was his “stash” (2 unopened boxes of condoms, 8 colognes, 4 deodorants and a      pack of 4 boxers)
3 ½ empty bottles of Gatorade
2 bottles of Henny
1 flashlight
1 Pack of gum on the bed –
1 mini fridge with 2 water bottles, 1 bottle of and a pack of Bud Light Lime a/ Straw- BER     - ritas
1 Trash bin, red and green, no plastic bag with two candy wrappers inside and one    condom wrapper … on the side
1 Pullout Couch/ Bed – 27 pairs of sneakers and two fancy pairs of church shoes if he    actually ever went. Actually let’s say 24 pairs because of sneakers because I’m taking  back 3 pairs
1 TV hanging on the wall attached to the cable box he took out of his brother’s room
2 remote controllers – but no system since that’s what His brother took when he found    out he took his cable box
1 Nike shoe box, he doesn't own Nike
There it is, 1 Nike shoe box containing a couple of folded papers, letters I suppose. 1 bottle cap, 1 pin, 2 medals, and a couple of other miscellaneous items and
1 iPod, my iPod (iTouch precisely) password 1031. The day we met. Containing 365 songs and 31 playlists





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